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3PM · 2026-09-25

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5 things worth knowing today.

Published . Source-backed picks, not a popularity chart.

1 / 5 · music

Patient Zero is out, and it brought an Encore.

Taylor Swift's Patient Zero arrived September 25 as the lead single from The Life of a Showgirl: The Encore, an expanded version of her 2025 album with four new tracks. It is not a brand-new album.

Official Charts' September 25 New Music Friday roundup describes The Encore as an expansion of Swift's twelfth studio album, which came out almost a year ago. Earlier in the week the dark covers and zero-for-O lettering had fans guessing about a whole new era.

So the answer to the theory is: new songs, same album world. The next clue drop is visual. Yahoo's VMAs guide says Swift receives the new Artist Director Honors on Sunday, so expect the conversation to move from the audio to the video.

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Four new songs on an old album: is an Encore a real new era or a bonus round? Make your case.

SETTLE THE ERA DEBATE →

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2 / 5 · screen

The VMAs are Sunday, and Madonna opens the show.

The 2026 MTV VMAs air Sunday, September 27 at 7:30 p.m. ET on CBS and MTV, hosted by Snoop Dogg. Madonna opens with her first VMAs performance in 23 years and leads the nominations with 11.

Yahoo's September 24 guide lists LISA, Raye, Shaboozey, and Gener8ion with Yung Lean among the performers, plus a Kacey Musgraves tribute to Dolly Parton. Nirvana gets the Video Vanguard Award. Taylor Swift follows Madonna with nine nominations; Ariana Grande and Sabrina Carpenter have seven each.

Fan voting closes September 25 at 6 p.m. ET. Streaming is on Paramount+ Premium, YouTube TV for CBS, or Philo for MTV. Award shows mostly live on as clips, so the moments you see Monday will be the ones people argue about.

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Madonna opening, Snoop hosting, Swift getting honored: who walks out of Sunday with the most aura?

WHO LEAVES WITH MORE AURA? →

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3 / 5 · gaming

Joker and Morgana from Persona 5 are in Fortnite.

Fortnite's Persona 5 collab hits the Item Shop on September 25 at 8 p.m. ET, with Joker and Panther skins, a Morgana Sidekick, a Morgana Bus skin and a Morgana Sprite that boosts healing items.

Beebom's September 22 guide says the Phantom Thieves arrive in Chapter 7 Season 4, with Joker and Ann Takamaki (Panther) as skins. Morgana, the cat who turns into a bus in the original game, shows up as a Sidekick, a vehicle skin and a Sprite. Prices are estimates until the shop actually updates.

If your lobby suddenly looks like a stylish heist crew, this is why. Persona 5 fans have waited years for Joker in more games, and a bus-cat in battle royale is exactly the kind of weird that works.

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Joker, Panther or the Morgana Bus: which one is actually worth your V-Bucks tonight?

SHOULD YOU BUY THE SKIN? →
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4 / 5 · screen

Nigella Lawson is judging the Bake Off tent now.

A new season of The Great British Baking Show lands on Netflix September 25, and Nigella Lawson joins the judging panel. It is the same tent and same format with a new voice deciding who is star baker.

What's on Netflix's September 21 weekly guide lists the new season for Friday, with Nigella joining the judges. If you have only ever seen the show as clips of collapsing cakes and polite British panic, that is honestly most of it.

The show is the internet's comfort watch for a reason: low stakes, real skill and someone crying over custard. A new judge means a new set of reactions to clip, and new definitions of underbaked.

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Describe the last thing you baked or cooked. Would it survive the tent, or is it cooked in the wrong way?

IS YOUR BAKE COOKED? →

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5 / 5 · memes

SpongeBob's too-big handcuffs are back as a meme.

The SpongeBob handcuffs meme uses a 2017 scene where giant handcuffs slide straight off his skinny wrists. It is posted over situations that look serious but are completely escapable.

SocialBee's September 22 roundup says the image picked up a fresh wave in September after circulating for years. The shape of the joke never changes: something feels like a trap, then you notice there is a Leave Meeting button.

That is why it works for group chats. It is not about a real disaster; it is about the fake ones we talk ourselves into, like a subscription with an unsubscribe link or plans you are allowed to cancel.

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Describe a situation that feels like a trap. Are you actually stuck, or are the handcuffs way too big?

ARE YOU ACTUALLY STUCK? →

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